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I’m Pip!!! (he/him)

I mostly write down miscellaneous thoughts, fandom nonsense and such. A lot of spelling errors here. Have fun!

I’m EverybodyCallsMePipBecauseTheyHateMe on Ao3.

Big fan of South Park, Pizza Tower (and Sugary Spire), FNAF, Kirby, The Monument Mythos and analog horror in general. (ill prolly post about other stuff too)

Have fun!

DNI List (ooh boy.)

Proshippers, TERFs, Gender Critical, MAPs, Zoos, Basic DNI, “Kill all Men”, “Drop the T/B”, racists, Andrew Tate/Similar Misogynistic Celeb supporter, LGBTQIA+ opposed, NSFW blogs (having a side nsfw blog or writing smut that isn’t incest, pedophilia or abuse is ok), Richard Milhous Nixon/Ronald Wilson Reagan (just in case they come back /j)

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[nyancrimew]

reblog if you think that it is probably morally okay to breathe air

[cometconnoisseur]

reblogging this just to let you know its EXTREMELY immoral to breathe air. 99% of the world needs to breathe air and its extremely selfish of you to be fueling the baby killing machine by doing so. There are people out there who cannot afford to breathe clean air. There is a monopoly on it. I suggest as a protest against O'Hare Air we stop breathing air all together until it becomes a human right.

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so very funny to me where people go into chat gpt and question it for 5 seconds to prove a point. you do know that chat gpt is very easy to manipulate, right? i could convince it that eating babies is morally good in the span of 3 minutes.

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[phlebasthebroenician]

Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him

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One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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my friends call him chonathan hashbrown

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[creepymutelilbugger]

a few of these i had lying around. idk

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Fun fact: 90% of eigenweapon designers quit just before finally solving the problem!!! (for real this time!)

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[darkhopping]

growing up transgender ive always been sick of being deadnamed and ive always wished i could simply erase any trace of my deadname from existence thats why this pride month im partnering with dr placeholder mcdoctorate of the scp f

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[skshark]

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[crow-caller]

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How do we use the irony harvesting machine, you ask? We extract pure irony (DO NOT TOUCH) from depleted piles of meta-irony, dilute it in some genuine emotions (and water), and voila! Perfectly reusable irony for all your disingenuous needs! It’s much cheaper than being ironic yourself!